AUDIO BOOK CONTENT
Foreword By Gary Owens
Preface
Chapter 1 -  If You See An Opening, Jump In!
Chapter 2 - Running Naked Through The Lobby
Chapter 3 - Selling Donner and Blitzen To Iran
Chapter 4 - Nancy Uses Caviar Helper
Chapter 5 - Put Another Shrimp On The Barbie, Mate!
Chapter 6 - A Head Stuck In A Porthole
Chapter 7 - Locusts Wearing Ray-Bans
Chapter 8 -How Now, Chairman Mao
Chapter 9 -Laying 1000-Year-Old Eggs
Chapter 10 -Penalized For Unnecessary Dancing
Chapter 11 - The Potion In The Lotion From The Ocean
Chapter 12   Saluting The Clown At Jack-In-The-Box
Chapter 13 - Playing Your Own Birthday Cake
Chapter 14 - The Beer Cans Spell Out "Bear Bryant"
Chapter 15 -A Box Seat In Front Of Dolly Parton
Chapter 16 - Put Me On A Lukewarm Rinse Cycle
Chapter 17 - Waiting For Sharon Stone
Postscript